19 Apr 14
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14 hours ago

once in 11th grade i just literally could not find a single pair of pants to wear. somehow they had all vanished. 

basically it was the greatest slash worst revelation of my life because i realized if i had no pants i could not get on the school bus and go to school. and i could just do this whenever i wanted even if i did have pants.

sometimes i wake up and just hope all of my pants have mysteriously vanished so i don’t have to be a responsible adult and leave the house. most times. almost all the times, i wish i had never realized this was a thing you could do. 

19 Apr 14
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15 hours ago

good thing i don’t know where any high school principals live or where are nearby college statues are because i am experiencing a sudden burst of loathing for the education system that demands criminal mischief and vandalism

19 Apr 14
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tashepard:

Battle of the Atom gave glimpses at a bunch of awesome concepts I’d love to see fleshed out further but can we all agree Future Jubilee picking up the Wolverine mantle was the most badass of them all?
Drawing after John Byrne.

tashepard:

Battle of the Atom gave glimpses at a bunch of awesome concepts I’d love to see fleshed out further but can we all agree Future Jubilee picking up the Wolverine mantle was the most badass of them all?

Drawing after John Byrne.

18 Apr 14
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1 day ago

i ended up getting fancy (aka trying to put on eyeliner, failing, trying to take off eyeliner, failing, pretended i was going for smoky eyes) and going to the casino because i did not have enough neopets money to make using their fake gambling satisfying enough the other night and making more is hard.

but okay when i go gambling i play one penny on one line so it’s literally impossible to lose all your money. either you win, or you get really bored and decide to leave and it turns out you only spent like $6 total.

but. there was. a fucking iron man 2 machine. and i was like ‘hah hah okay yea i’m gonna do this i’m gonna beat up iron man’ because in my head pinball machines and slot machines are the same. 

the moral of the story is iron man 2 continues to be the worst because i didn’t realize it was a 40 cent machine until all of my money was gone. 

16 Apr 14
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2 days ago

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15 Apr 14
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3 days ago

oh i keep forgetting to tell everyone

i don’t actually know why i want to tell anyone this willingly but

whenever i am driving around for work and that song about not knowing foreign languages and great butts comes on i think about how if i knew how to make v fancy elegant graphics i would make one with batroc/steve with the lyrics to that song

15 Apr 14
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3 days ago

why do brains have to want things that aren’t actual tangible things that i can easily consume

like now i’m sitting here in red lipstick and high heels and this weird bracelet i can’t put on by myself so it doesn’t really fit, in pajamas, about to play some slot games on neopets because i just really wanted to get dressed up and go to the casino nearby 

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