but i don’t want to use anders
ah i can’t believe i left off the loki/doom/tony coprophilia diaper baby fic
Rules: In a text post, list ten FICS that have stayed with you in some way. Don’t take but a few minutes, and don’t think too hard — they don’t have to be the “right” works, or even all the same pairing or fandom, just the fics that have touched you or that stuck with you somehow. Tag ten friends, including me, so I’ll see your list. Make sure you let your friends know you’ve tagged them!
i could ignore this and according to the rules nothing would happen, no pelican will fly into my room at night or something, but who knows. maybe that would happen. so just to be safe i am embarrassing myself on my tumblr.
1. the dog fucking fic, of course. introducing people to it brings me so much joy, introducing people to it who then introduce others to it and are blamed for it brings me even more joy.
2. the stump fucking fic. like a baby version of the dog fucking fic to show people who are just not here for bestiality.
3. the non-con pony play fic. because i learned my hard limit in fanfiction is someone’s limbs rotting off after being forced to be stuck pretending to be a pony for weeks. i’m glad i know that about myself now. although i did brave it later to find out it was a dream sequence and that the rest of it was very tame.
4. the worst gender swap tony stark fic i’ve ever read. because even now i sometimes wake up in the middle of the night thinking ‘why the fuck would female iron man NOT be called iron man and if you can come up with a good reason for that then WHY THE FUCK would you not call her iron maiden’
5. this fic series where the car from knight rider and tony stark have sex together. because i still cannot believe i read 150k+ words of tony stark and a car having sex, but i did. i am haunted by what a loser i am whenever i remember this.
6. this lord of the rings fic where merry gets/takes the one ring and then tortures and rapes all the other hobbits for like 200k words. i was a tiny innocent teenager and it was the very first longfic i ever read and i did it all in like two nights. i was a different person after those two nights.
7. the best gender swap tony stark fic i’ve ever read. because sometimes i like to be the good kind of horrified by fanfiction.
8. this tony/pepper fic. i don’t want to know how many times i’ve read this i just think it’s hot. i promise there are no dogs, stumps, or creepy father figures.
9. ughhh this is hard idk uh. the one where tony puts an egg in clint’s ass. it’s not really weird enough to be one of the greats but it does give it a good effort!
10. somehow listing stories i genuinely enjoy is weirder than listing stories where someone is fucked by a tree or something. anyway, this iron man dollhouse crossover is great.
i want everyone to suffer as i’ve suffered doing this so everyone is tagged. everyone ever.
I’M SO BLOWN AWAY BY THE STUPIDITY OF HIS RESPONSE oh my god gillen you are paid to write words come on
remember when people were like ‘i don’t like americachavez’ on that meme and i linked you and was like HAHAH LOOK AT THESE DORKS why can’t he just do that with his friend omg
just laugh over people not liking you and leave them be!! make a post unrelated to the original if you really want!! that’s fine!!
tumblr doesn’t need to ban users under 13 year olds they need to ban like any creative professionals because i swear they’re worse than my grandmother when it comes to figuring out how to interact on social media