this might be a you thing because the new zealanders who were renting our downstairs gave us a giant pack of capri sun and i have had a bunch with no ill effects. the toxicity may vary by flavor tho
i don’t know, ‘can drink capri sun over the age of 10 without dying’ might be your superpower.
i did find out there’s such a thing as the capri sun challenge where you have to drink 15 in 15 minutes but as with all food challenges, most people end up puking and losing. you could try to win it!
i am here to warn you that if you are ever feeling nostalgic for pizza lunchables, do not drink the included capri sun all at once with your adult human body and organs because then you will end up running around the house looking for expired anti acids and pain medication before curling into a ball in a luke warm shower waiting to die
from some very very brief google sleuthing i found out that yes, one time batman went on a crusade to make robin stop listening to rock music because he probably had sex with sid vicious and this was traumatizing, i guess.
anyway now i will probably dream about weird luke cage/sid vicious/bruce wayne threesomes tonight