really, steve doesn’t even seem to have explained to everyone why he wants them to beat up tony and the illuminati other than a brief, brief mention of a planet blowing up
right omg. what a horrible plan.
i was expecting, you know. ‘get captain britain and man-thing and help them make easy direct access to the earth having an incursion with us via the weird ass multiverse things via portals or whatever. have speedsters and teleporters evacuate. have d list geniuses who weren’t cool enough to be in the illuminati do fancy science to make shuttles. overpowered flyers take more direct route and evacuate on these shuttles. other people try to round up resources or use super powers to make more resources available to deal with all these extra people!!’
but no let’s just
'the illuminati are blowing up planets and we need to find them and beat them up. if you are close friends or have grudges against them that might complicate things and would like more time and an actual explanation, well too bad'
i’ve spent all day trying to fix my laptop and in a final act of frustration i literally beat it against a table because people on some tech forum said that would fix it and i just assumed it was some joke i didn’t get but no it actually worked
Rules: In a text post, list ten FICS that have stayed with you in some way. Don’t take but a few minutes, and don’t think too hard — they don’t have to be the “right” works, or even all the same pairing or fandom, just the fics that have touched you or that stuck with you somehow. Tag ten friends, including me, so I’ll see your list. Make sure you let your friends know you’ve tagged them!
i could ignore this and according to the rules nothing would happen, no pelican will fly into my room at night or something, but who knows. maybe that would happen. so just to be safe i am embarrassing myself on my tumblr.
1. the dog fucking fic, of course. introducing people to it brings me so much joy, introducing people to it who then introduce others to it and are blamed for it brings me even more joy.
2. the stump fucking fic. like a baby version of the dog fucking fic to show people who are just not here for bestiality.
3. the non-con pony play fic. because i learned my hard limit in fanfiction is someone’s limbs rotting off after being forced to be stuck pretending to be a pony for weeks. i’m glad i know that about myself now. although i did brave it later to find out it was a dream sequence and that the rest of it was very tame.
4. the worst gender swap tony stark fic i’ve ever read. because even now i sometimes wake up in the middle of the night thinking ‘why the fuck would female iron man NOT be called iron man and if you can come up with a good reason for that then WHY THE FUCK would you not call her iron maiden’
I’M SO BLOWN AWAY BY THE STUPIDITY OF HIS RESPONSE oh my god gillen you are paid to write words come on
remember when people were like ‘i don’t like americachavez’ on that meme and i linked you and was like HAHAH LOOK AT THESE DORKS why can’t he just do that with his friend omg
just laugh over people not liking you and leave them be!! make a post unrelated to the original if you really want!! that’s fine!!
tumblr doesn’t need to ban users under 13 year olds they need to ban like any creative professionals because i swear they’re worse than my grandmother when it comes to figuring out how to interact on social media
i think with "where's namor" they're like .... assuming he's the problem since he's the one who destroyed a world last time, all "o shit where's the guy who noncon saved our hides last time" or whatever. but yeah idk why they don't wonder about strange so who knows.
my crossover man-thing ship is man-thing/poison ivy how cute would that be? answer: v cute
he’d be so in love with her, awwww. i really should read more poison ivy stuff because i don’t know how she’d react to him - i assume she’d enjoy him though? like a pet dog, except, probably not even as smart as a dog and made of muck and shaped like a person, but still.