to be fair they have 90000 blond dudes who look the same
it’s okay at least they have convenient tie and shirt collections that match their uniform when they’re in civvies
although i was briefly very confused in one of the latest she-hulk issues because they had hank pym wearing a purple shirt and i was certain it had to be hawkeye despite him having no reason to appear in the issue
i have no idea why marvel thinks coulson will be a hot property in the comics
like even i’m charmed by clark gregg as coulson when he was a bit player who just happened to have some great chemistry with more important cast members
but that’s just completely gone when he gets his own show AFTER DYING and comics are a completely different medium like. there is no clark gregg with his unassuming understated chemistry when it is just a picture of a really bland guy saying stuff in a word bubble.
not to mention he became popular because he was so good at being boring looking so like they’re clearly going to have to blow off some of his skull and give him a robot head so he sticks out in art work otherwise it’s just like ‘is that shield agent #812 or coulson??’
yessss going to the dc zoo tomorrow all by myself. no longer will i have to give in to those who are too weak to be able to stare at the prairie dogs or mountain goats for an hour. i’m going to stand in front of the best reptiles in the reptile house for two hours and i won’t move so any small children can see.
australia then drink to forget the summers and the guilt
after taking like a bajillion ‘where should you live’ quizzes of questionable quality, i decided i’d be better off just opening up a picture of america and closing my eyes and moving my mouse around a bunch and moving to wherever the cursor stopped at.
it was in the pacific ocean so after my six month lease is up in my underwater apartment, australia will be close by enough to be a contender in a new place to move to.
oh god ignore all those people have you considered going on walks imo it’s the #1 place to start. walking, mb a jump rope (HARDER THAN U MIGHT REMEMBER), mb some hand weights.
literally the only exercise things i have are a jump rope, a dinky 5 pound hand weight, and my grandma’s treadmill so that is conveniently perfect advice.
i just kinda wanna do some kind of lifting thing too?? i actually miss my old job solely because i miss putting away 25 pound batteries and rotors and all my coworkers being like (⊙△⊙) (they don’t get flowers because they were all terrible) because i could do it so fast
also i miss my soccer legs because i was really good at kicking people hard. although i shouldn’t kick people. i just like to know i could.
man-thing go check out the latest Comic Book Legends Revealed, you are a true internet mythmaker.
amazing. really amazing. although the comment section!! there’s a couple people who have closely examined my edit to make all of these criticisms and i feel strangely defensive. it was just a joke!! no one was supposed to take it seriously!! i could make more convincing fake sexual innuendo if i wanted okay i am a master of pixels
Man-thing, you are so great. I hope you have the loveliest of days.
what!! how dare you. everyone is being nice to me today and i don’t know how to react
i am going to take all of these nice vibes and go grocery shopping though and hopefully all of my favorite things will be like two for one or they’ll have something really amazing in the bakery or they’ll be having a big sale on fish. if any of those things happen i am giving you all of the credit.