10 Sep 14
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1 week ago
oh god ignore all those people have you considered going on walks imo it’s the #1 place to start. walking, mb a jump rope (HARDER THAN U MIGHT REMEMBER), mb some hand weights.

literally the only exercise things i have are a jump rope, a dinky 5 pound hand weight, and my grandma’s treadmill so that is conveniently perfect advice.

i just kinda wanna do some kind of lifting thing too?? i actually miss my old job solely because i miss putting away 25 pound batteries and rotors and all my coworkers being like (⊙△⊙) (they don’t get flowers because they were all terrible) because i could do it so fast

also i miss my soccer legs because i was really good at kicking people hard. although i shouldn’t kick people. i just like to know i could.

2 Jun 14
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3 months ago
what if comics batroc as a cam girl

probably the best what if anyone has ever thought up

23 Jan 13
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1 year ago

captainlitebrite replied to your post: i love hickman’s avengers so much it just makes me…

same buddy sAME

i am filled with so much unholy glee today because like every comic i read was pretty much a++

8 Jan 13
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1 year ago

vengerturtle replied to your post: if you pick the fire starter in pokemon plz…

charizard is my favorite Pokemon, fight me

captainlitebrite replied to your post: if you pick the fire starter in pokemon plz…

NO FUCK YOU I LOVE CHARMANDER

ombrophilia replied to your post: if you pick the fire starter in pokemon plz…

yo, fuck you, fennekin is the fucking best

if pokemon was real i would go around with my pet totodile and make him spit out every charmanders tail ever and then me and my crew of geodudes and cubones and sandshrews would beat up every charizard and dumb new fire fox in the world

3 Jan 13
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1 year ago

unibros replied to your post: captainlitebrite replied to your post how old are…

are there any other ladies if yes it might be safe

greatbriton replied to your post: captainlitebrite replied to your post how old are…

i dunno. if you have never met them and like if they’re all dudes there’s a possibility of it going in a bad direction, sadly. :(

captainlitebrite replied to your post: captainlitebrite replied to your post how old are…

other ladies???? scared of all dude groups to be honest

there’s one but she hasn’t replied!! i think she’s co-owner of the shop and its closed because she’s sick or something so i assume she wouldn’t be there but yeah half the appeal to me was the person who was planning it was a lady and then the first person to join was some dude who’d never played any games like it either

now i feel bad though because i was like ‘yes i’m in if everyone else is’ because i was pretty sure the other lady and new dude would say no and if they didn’t then at least they’d be there too, but they haven’t responded and the rest of them seem to assume i’m going to show up anyway?? uhm. 

3 Jan 13
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1 year ago

captainlitebrite replied to your post

how old are these dudes and how long have you known them b/c i might risk it

no idea!! they look…early to late 20s? except for ones without pictures on this site. i’ve never met any of them but i mean they play tabletop rpgs so i’m going to assume they’re harmless. it’s just, if i get there and am hit in the head with an axe or something, i’m going to be so pissed i was killed by people who play dungeons and dragons.

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